Bounce mispronounces "Shit" and mom loses her mind
- Dad Prime
- Jun 27, 2024
- 1 min read
Bounce dryer sheets serve their purpose. We all know what they are. It's a ubiquitous product and lets face it, a little boring. Dryer sheets aren't exciting in much the same way toilet paper isn't exciting. As such you have to applaud a marketing genius who gives you a giggle on a dry product with a slight turn of phrase. So the new slogan "It's the sheet" is both cute and worthy of a "Dad Pun Award".
However mom has lost her shit because any joy in the world is against christian conservative sensabilities. As such, here's what you can do about this.
If you have a pi-hole, subscribe to my blacklist.
If you have family who buy into this sort of thing, build them a pi-hole ad blocker and subscribe to my blacklist there. Making them go cold turkey will help their detox.
Here's the file. Just copy a link to it and add it to the pi-hole in question.
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